lendra-chan:

runyoucleverboyandremember-123:

setbabiesonfire:

tom-as-i-know:

What?!

That’s just fucked up.

This gif ruined my life

That’s some inception shit right there.

lendra-chan:

runyoucleverboyandremember-123:

setbabiesonfire:

tom-as-i-know:

What?!

That’s just fucked up.

This gif ruined my life

That’s some inception shit right there.

leonardodicrapio:

Jonah Hill gets a supportive over-the-shoulder-five from Leonardo DiCaprio after his nomination reel was shown at the 86th Annual Academy Awards, March 2nd, 2014

moriarty:

octo-dads-birth-mother:

gifak-net:

[video] 
Instant Date Prank

Hahahahahaha jokes on you you’re dating me now

that dude looks so much like robin thicke
…
"i know you want it"

moriarty:

octo-dads-birth-mother:

gifak-net:

[video

Instant Date Prank

Hahahahahaha jokes on you you’re dating me now

that dude looks so much like robin thicke

"i know you want it"

acquaintedwithrask:

coconuttygrey:

halyaxai:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.



Wow what an asshole.

I hope you said “good” in response because fuck literally anything else that asshole would have to say to you

acquaintedwithrask:

coconuttygrey:

halyaxai:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

Wow what an asshole.

I hope you said “good” in response because fuck literally anything else that asshole would have to say to you

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

animalsondesserts:

Some sleepy Red Pandacakes hanging out in the butter! They’re ready for Friday!

animalsondesserts:

Some sleepy Red Pandacakes hanging out in the butter! They’re ready for Friday!

urawitchazel:

teddylupin:

summary

  • lupita is the queen 
  • heck yeah selfies 
  • frozen frozen frozen
  • pizza party (ft. pharrell’s hat)
  • leonardo di capricorn lost
  • gravity wins but 12 years a slave catches the snitch

this is exactly what happened

end0skeletal:

In case you’re having a bad day, meet Roo, the two-legged chihuahua, and Penny, the fluffy chicken, who just happen to be best friends. Both were rescued by Duluth Animal Hospital and now spend their days together.

tastefullyoffensive:

Best possible way to announce a baby. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Best possible way to announce a baby. [x]